by Anyonmous

Here are some more "Alan Special Design" Transformers
The Cunticons
These wily decepiticons use their sexual powers to seduce Autobots to
their cause... they are the ones responsible for Mirage's traitorhood

Tititabula - This "double threat" leader of the Cunticons fires
red-hot milk from her double-barrelled chest mounted cannons.  She's
smart and bountiful, too!

Kiddocon - this bot was designed especially to trap Optimus, a
well-known pedophile.  While her body is underdeveloped, her battle
skills and mind are fully functional, and seems strangely mature and
curious.

Gashitor - This bloody mess of a Decepticon caters to those autobots
with less discriminating tastes.  Her monthly cycles last all month,
giving her a nasty dispostion.  She's given to mood swings which make
her unpredictable and dangerous in battl.e

Flamer - This decepticon concentrates on seducing male Autobots to the
"wrong side of love"  He uses his sense of style and love of cappucino
to lure Autobots to his flaming domain - his abdominally mounted
cannon fires an unknown substance.

Thannator  -  The little-known fifth member of the Cunticons...
Thannator spends most of his time playing dead in order to seduce
Autobots who are a interested in what lies, or will lay you, beyond.

Together they form Cunticor - a striking 17-year old blonde who
responds to "Katie" for some reason... She's a deadly foe with a
massive arsenal of intuition and tits.

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